#8291 - But why are his legs sticking up in the air, Daddy? asked Lucy, as she fought back the tears. At a loss for something to say, he replied, Well, ah, Tiddles' legs are pointing up because that makes it easier for Jesus to pick her up and take her back to heaven. However, two days later when her father came home from work Lucy had tears in her eyes and said, Daddy! Daddy! Mommy almost died this morning! What? What happened, Lucy? Tell Daddy! Well, mumbled Lucy, this morning I found Mommy lying on the kitchen floor with her legs straight up in the air, shouting,'Oh, Jesus!!! I'm coming, I'm coming!!' It's a good thing the mailman was holding her down or she'd have gone to heaven!.
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